1. Ma is cheap!
2.This is golden!
3. That’s cold
4. Scotland summed up
5. A lot of smells fall in this category
6. Absolute legend!
7. Yes I do… Everyday
8. I don’t see anything wrong with that
9. Standards…Some people have none
10. Who the hell is Jack Russel?
11. The police were high
12. Better be careful with these tweets guys!