This is what Scottish things looks like according to google

Before anyone gets too serious about this post, all searches done were based on using the words ‘Scottish man’ to search for a man or something like ‘Scottish child’. Please do not take this seriously, it’s a bit of fun!

All these photos are representations of Scotland according to Google Images…


1. This is what Scottish people look like…

A pro-independence supporter with a Saltire flag and a "Yes" written on his body joins a march and rally in Edinburgh on September 21, 2013 in support of a yes vote in the Scottish Referendum to be held in September 2014. Voting for Scottish independence is "common sense", First Minister Alex Salmond, the leader of the movement to break away from the United Kingdom insisted on September 18 a year to the day before Scotland votes in a referendum. AFP PHOTO / ANDY BUCHANAN        (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images)

Pretty stereotypical, I know.

2. Scottish Man


To be fair, I think this is almost expected.

3. Scottish women


Very stereotypical again, orange hair. What are you playing at google?

4. Scottish actor


This is better. One of my all time favourite Scots! Just under Sir Alex of course…

5. Scottish food


This one was more interesting. I was expecting Haggis or something along those lines.

6. Scottish banter


This one was absolute class!

7. Scottish cat


Not what I was expected. I was looking more along the lines for something like Puss in Boots. Just without the boots, hat and sword…

8. Scottish idiot


Well look who it is, Gordon Brown.

9. Scottish drink

scottish drink

I think 99% of Scots drink this!

10. Scottish Beauty


I think we can all admire this one!

11. Scottish Ugly

BLACKBURN, UNITED KINGDOM - APRIL 21:  Susan Boyle returns to her home in Blackburn, West Lothian on April 21, 2009 in Blackburn, Scotland. The 47-year-old has become a worldwide phenomenon after her rendition of the Les Miserables song 'I Dreamed a Dream' on the UK TV show 'Britain's Got Talent'.  (Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)

Well well, Susan Boyle is displayed when you search ‘Scottish Ugly!’

12. The last one I searched one word, Scottish.


So there we go, this is the first post (after a Scottish Flag) that comes up when you search Scottish. Very nice for any foreign people wanting to see Scotland on the internet.

Well there we have it. This was Scotland, in google’s eyes.